Receipt Roast / by the suggested
Your receipt.
Your roast.
Your villain era.
That “little treat” left a paper trail. Turn a receipt into an AI roast and a spending personality card worth sending to the group chat.
One receipt. A little self-awareness. Absolutely no financial advice.
So is the punchline.
Our ground rules
Less effort. More punchline.
Roast the spending, not the person.
Sharing is always your call.
From checkout to callout
A personality test.
With itemized evidence.
No spreadsheets. No guilt trip. Just a very specific joke about a very real purchase.
Bring the evidence.
A grocery haul, a coffee order, a late-night delivery. Start with a clear photo of the receipt—not your bank account.
Meet your spending alter ego.
AI reads the line items and turns them into a punny personality, pointed observations, and a roast with receipts. Literally.
Send it to the group chat.
Your result becomes a shareable personality card. Save it, post it, or challenge a friend to find out who they really are at checkout.
A taste of the roast / illustrative result
Your spending personality
The Latte
Liability
“You didn’t buy coffee.
You financed a feeling.”
3
iced lattes
$21
liquid ambition
the suggested · Receipt Roast
Your actual card depends on your receipt. This one is a sample.
Choose your level of self-awareness
Small receipt. Big revelation.
The core idea is simple: a free, single-receipt roast. Looking for more? Explore the available plans below. A deeper, bank-connected financial roast is on the roadmap—not a promise of today’s plans.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Before we get personal.
The group chat deserves to know
What did your receipt
say about you?
Find your spending personality. Keep the joke. Share the card.